

I’m going to ram him.
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my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove