Why am I a thing?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who know me wish I was. And my best friends threaten to throw me out of moving vehicles until I shut up.


Fancy a chat?  
I guess what we’ve got here are some… devil eggs.

I guess what we’ve got here are some… devil eggs.

This isn’t Easter. This is fear.

This isn’t Easter. This is fear.

Science-Eggs

Science-Eggs

HULK SCRAMBLE!!!

HULK SCRAMBLE!!!

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Jumbo
Boiled
Playboy
Philanthropist

Agents of S.H.E.L.L.

Agents of S.H.E.L.L.

I cook better at a boil.

I cook better at a boil.

I know how you wanted this Easter to go. Trust me, this is better.

I know how you wanted this Easter to go. Trust me, this is better.

This egg. I like it!*CRACK*ANOTHER!!!

This egg. I like it!
*CRACK*
ANOTHER!!!

You break one egg, we’ll lay another to take it’s place.

You break one egg, we’ll lay another to take it’s place.